Woah

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
It is said there are only two stories: man goes on a journey, and stranger comes to town. And when you’re the one on the journey, you’re likely the stranger in someone else’s town. So who do you want to be? The huckster selling the monorail? Or the hero chasing out the horse thieves? Considering your role in other people’s stories will help ensure a happy ending for your own.
--Sid Skye, Eye Weekly

Who do you wanna be in other people's stories? Me, I'm not really down with the idea that protecting private property from theft would make me a hero but I'm interested in the question.